if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
ttyl tear gas
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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