just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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