I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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