Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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