who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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