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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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