What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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