when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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