she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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