yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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