I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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