I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
