I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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