And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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