I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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