why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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