You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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