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Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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