Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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