They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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