we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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