ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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