Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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