I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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