is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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