Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You've changed since you got that strap on
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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