why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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