You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
