How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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