We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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