turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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