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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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This is my gift to your gina
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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