I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
how does that bad decision feel?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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