Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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