yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
nutella sex= disaster
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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