nut hugger
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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