So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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