operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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