Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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