did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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