Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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