It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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