her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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