They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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