It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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