then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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