Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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