I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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