Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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