just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dear god my vagina.
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