Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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