Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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