Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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