pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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