I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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