Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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