I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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